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How about some humor on this day of love?

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The story below is a little dark but made me laugh. Happy Valentine weekend to all. Enjoy.

The love story of Ralph and Edna...

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness."

"The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'
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  1. kokoiFebruary 13, 2009 at 11:41 PM

    sweet yet twisted! well, she's a mental patient. sayang...

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  2. LhanDzFebruary 14, 2009 at 2:37 AM

    aloka ako! yun na! hehehe..

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  3. tsaribaFebruary 14, 2009 at 4:57 AM

    haha, i wonder, did she make piga-piga before sampay-sapay Ralph?

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  4. Ming MeowsFebruary 14, 2009 at 7:39 PM

    (laughs)

    kung sosyal ang hospital, nilagay na lang sa dryer. kung hindi, palo-palo na lang...

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  5. Ming MeowsFebruary 15, 2009 at 3:43 AM

    belat-ed happy v-day to all!

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  6. alimuom.atbpFebruary 16, 2009 at 5:33 AM

    ini-expect ko may love angle kc nga hearts day. *sigh*

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  7. MomelFebruary 25, 2009 at 4:23 AM

    Hahaa, right on hilarious!

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